Such a Beautiful Jerk

Awaken me, shake me awake from slumber

Dance me bombastically to the brink

Counteract, call into question all the trash I think

Rubble-rouser boy-wrecking ball, 

Demolishing my carefully laid brickwork

You are such a beautiful jerk

Subdue my self-effacement as you kill me with a smile

You give precisely what I can’t deserve

Conquer me with compliments, you really can’t do worse

Than make me the happiest man in the goddamn universe

Tear down my carefully laid, meticulous brickwork

You are such a beautiful jerk…

You’re such a beautiful jerk.